{"id":278,"date":"2020-02-02T09:51:03","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T15:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carolinespector.com\/?p=278"},"modified":"2021-10-19T15:37:00","modified_gmt":"2021-10-19T20:37:00","slug":"oh-cmon-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carolinespector.com\/index.php\/oh-cmon-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, c’mon already"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is going to be short because I’m on a deadline. This is the best way to work – with fear driving you. That’s how I roll.<\/p>\n

I’m not good with computer stuff. The fact that I just said, computer stuff should be a clue as to how much I suck at computer stuff. At this point, I’ve made fingernail divots in my forehead trying to suss computer stuff out. I can’t even be vague about this problem because I don’t know computer stuff.<\/p>\n

I’d go pound my head against the wall, but I have too much fear-driven anxiety whipping me on to finish this story. I think I have a little window of opportunity this afternoon to schedule my breakdown.<\/p>\n

Here’s a pic of Sam:<\/p>\n\n\n

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This is why we have no clean clothes. The damn cat is in every laundry basket. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

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This is going to be short because I’m on a deadline. This is the best way to work – with fear driving you. That’s how I roll. I’m not good with computer stuff. The fact that I just said, computer stuff should be a clue as to how much I suck at computer stuff. At […]<\/p>\n

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